"Why don't we build shrines for our favorite anime characters?" the elephant said.
"But that will take the whole Stone Age to complete!" the raptor growled, while gnawing on a piece of meat (deep fried if you please).
It was then that from out of nowhere, a shrine appeared on their computer screen entitled "Bishounen shrine" where cute anime guys are. The elephant and the raptor looked at each other in unison. An idea beginning to take form in their Jurassic brains.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Raptor?' the elephant remarked, tail wagging and ears flapping merrily.
"Let's do it, wooly mammoth!" the raptor cried in glee, her reptilian eyes bulging and her teeth snapping in agreement.
And so the elephant and the raptor knocked their thick skulls together, brainstorming and planning. Outlining their plan to unite anime-kind in one shrine that'll pay tribute to the pretty boys on paper. And after months of surfing, typing, drooling, stomping and screaming, they came up with a shrine that contained all men in one world. A world where the only rules that apply were those that the Elephant and the Raptor would order. And that world became what you are looking at now, the world of ANIMEN!
And now, bishounen worshipper, it is time for you to meet these unruly animals. Allow me to introduce to you the keepers of this shrine, BABY ELEPHANT AND LITTLE RAPTOR!
To worshippers of Sailor Mars, I am known as The Bluhdy One. But in this animal kingdom I am the one and only Baby Elephant. Why so? You might ask. Not because I have a good memory or that I am addicted to peanuts. It is simply due to the fact that I am horizontally challenged *_*. I'm not as heavy as an elephant though *_* (I would've crushed the keyboards if I do, ne?)! And you might misinterpret it if I called myself a Baby Pig @_@. What can I tell you about myself? I'm a 25-year old doctor (really now) who's on a break so I have all the time in the world to make a shrine! I like anime. I like professional wrestling. I like Rock n' Roll. My favorite anime are (in no particular order): Voltes V, Daimos, Sailor Moon, Voltron, Ranma 1/2, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fushigi Yuugi, Ran Ran, Rurouni Kenshin, Recca no Honou, Astroboy and Macross. My favorite anime characters are Megumi Oka, Hino Rei/Sailor Mars, Ranma, Kurama, Tasuki, Tamahome, Ran Ran, Himura Kenshin, Shinomori Aoshi, Kirisawa Fuuko, Tokiya Mikagami, Recca Hanabishi, Kurei, Kaoru Kouganei, Astroboy, Max Sterling and Samantha.
Himura Kenshin…the ravishing rurouni
Tasuki…the flame-haired bandit
Shinomori Aoshi…handsome devil (oni!)
Tamahome…the chivalrous seishi
Hotohori…the marvelous monarch
Mikagami Tokiya…the handsome Hokage ninja
Nakago…nasty, nasty ho!
Samon…the sexy samurai